Parker made me lose my chance for having a girlfriend?

So I was managing the Mr.Meaty cashier. All of a sudden, the most popular girl from school came in to get an official Meaty hamburger meal and started flirting with me. Parker came over and stood right behind me, being all jealous. But, the most popular girl thought I had Parkers hideous odor and left saying "yeah, what did I ever see in you, humph". Why me? Should I kick Parkers A$$?